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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I love this story and in my head cannon she's a skilled gamer, but these dice-like bones were also used a lot for divination - checking with the spirits or ancestors, that kind of thing.

So she could've been a witchy teen.

[–] SpaceNoodle 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What do you shoot with your head cannon?

[–] Iheartcheese 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

A famous whale called yo mama

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Get up, mama.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Just realized why tossing dice is called throwing bones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Goth gamer girl in knee high stockings 😍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Canon – decreed by religion Cannon – big bada boom, or music with layered parts

[–] Anticorp 3 points 3 days ago

Oooh hooo

Witchy woman

She got the moon in her eye

[–] edgemaster72 3 points 3 days ago

She used divination to help her win, boom, theories merged

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 3 days ago

Either way I'd fucking fight her yo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please don't bury me with my pc games.
I haven't even played most of them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That would be against the TOS anyway!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Well tbf I haven’t read any TOS that say I can’t be buried with my games

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Even Yehweh can't play second hand games these days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, archeologists, do not mind your business. Keep doing your job of discovering cool, interesting things about the past, keep expressing wonder at those cool & interesting things, and keep informing us of all of those cool, interesting things. How the fuck else would we have known about a Bronze Age gamer girl?

Oh, and let’s hang out some time? I wanna see that badass fucking pog collection of yours and hear all the stories that come with it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the blue sky stuff is jokingly implying that the archeologists are judging her for the amount of sheep bones she had and saying they shouldn't judge her for that. I don't think the poster has an issue with archeology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I understood pretty much the same, I just took it in a different direction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could you deep fry this just a touch more?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

She loved this game more than anything, we will bury her with it so she can be happy in the afterlife ~her parents

Cool I'm wrecked

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Archeological evidence that spectrum behavior is not a new thing.

(I mean this in a positive way (fuck you antivaxers) but if someone thinks it’s stereotyping I’ll delete it.)

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, 5000 years ago: "thank god the sheep ankle kid is dead. We can finally get rid of all of these sheep ankles she bugs us about all the time."

[–] NegativeInf 11 points 3 days ago

Bury me with my Minecraft server.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The ankle bones are called asyk in Kazakhstan. Here's the list of games https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shagai#Games.

[–] 2ugly2live 1 points 2 days ago

That seems kind of sweet. She passed young, and her family, and possibly friends and other kids she played with, made sure she was the champ in this world and the next. Not many people are loved that much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I always thought dice like those were made from vertebrae

I guess they're ankle bones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ooor ... nobody cared enough about the game to take em back.

She could also have been a dice maker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Lol "throw that trash in with the girl over there. Just get rid of it."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait, pigs are still a thing?

[–] AeonFelis 3 points 2 days ago

Haven't gone extinct yet, as far as I know.