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[–] Olmai 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The treachery of ~~images~~ memes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ceci n'est pas une carte!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but there isn't enough bacon. Gotta wrap the lettuce, tomato, and buns.

Then wrap it all in even more bacon, and deep fry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Octuple Bypass could contain even more meat.

They're not pushing this far enough. Lard, beer, and tequila for your fries? And yet they are not served in the style of poutine, adding yet more cheese to the already bloating blockage you once called a colon?

And where. The. FUCK. Is my deep fried cookie dough lardshake‽ Their menu is a shame, a blight upon what should be delightful sacrifice to the Lords of Eternal Hunger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Today I had oven roasted prochutto with dinner and I have to say, it tasted better than bacon.

As for the card, love it .. what's the inside say?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think it just said "Happy Birthday!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, Prosciutto is awesome!
Ever tried some Serrano ham?
Stuff from iberico pigs just seem to put it up a notch

Edit: maybe I've to add, that my colleague is really spoiled on that regard and we went through at least 5 different locations, until he got the iberico ham, he values as really good.
Was a fun night, as it customer was paying and we just went tapas bar hoping, until we found THE ham - although I'm not sure, if the ham really got better or we only got more drunk ;⁠-⁠)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

do people really not think vegetables are enjoyable? just a bunch of meat is good sure but it also feels only slightly better than chugging a bottle of grease. You need the vegetables for freshness and textural contrast

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

that is too much lettuce. i live by LLMM

Less Leaf More Meat