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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the retail worker circle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit it happens in corporate world too lol

[–] MutilationWave 4 points 5 days ago

Plus all the other drugs in the corporate world that retail workers can't afford. And the more money you make the less likely you are to get tested.

[–] MutilationWave 8 points 5 days ago

I wonder about the situations where the parent is hiding it from the kid and the kid is hiding it from the parent, but at that point they're both probably too savvy to fall for each other's bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

At least it's preferable to those who just blow big ass vape clouds while standing in the aisle in full view of everyone in the store. 🤷🏻‍♂️

But also: If that's a THC cart, the dude crying in the walk-in probably could use a hit.

[–] Harvey656 2 points 5 days ago

Your going to taste my molten nickel flavored clouds and your gonna like it! /s

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It is clearly a THC cart. Seriously though why is that bad? It doesn't even smell for those that don't like the smell of weed. It's much more likely to be regular vape if they're blowing clouds though.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can assure you that the pen does indeed smell like weed oil. A bunch of my coworkers will slink around the corner and blast a toke and insist there's no smell.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't smell it like I can burning flower but I smoke cigarettes so my sense of smell is broken.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I also smoke ciggys and it's readily apparent. It's not the same smell as burning flower, but kinda like when you crack a jar of real dank nugs.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think I might smoke too much.

Edit- I definitely smoke too fucking much. I switched to a cheaper brand and they smoke faster so I chain smoke them. I'm off today and my wife isn't home, I'm already drinking, I'll probably go through 2+ packs

Edit edit- you can make a fun game out of it tomorrow by looking at my post history as I start talking more shit and/or calling for revolution

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Jesus, yea I'd say so. I smoke like 5-7 a day, and I think the only time I've ever gotten close to a pack was tripping balls. You might want to consider switching to rolling your own. It's cheaper, and you can get waaay better quality tobacco and better quality paper.

Another nice feature is the cigarette doesn't exist until you make it, might help you cut back.

Viva La Revolution!

[–] MutilationWave 0 points 5 days ago

I used to roll em when I was broke. Hurt like hell. I just can't sit still without either doing something or smoking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

i do this before every movie in the theater. always a blast

[–] swag_money 3 points 4 days ago

more like ...to practice the dark carts 😎

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Vape > Cigs

I can breathe properly if it's a vape with a scent, if it's a cig I quite literally feel like I'm an asthma patient

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Best way for me to have quit smoking, and then nicotine, altogether.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 5 days ago
[–] nifty 1 points 4 days ago

Crying because yo mama rode em hard last night

And by yo mama, I mean crippling depression

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Okay you win! XD

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yea, practice those dark arts in the light of day with all your other wizard friends

[–] Passerby6497 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too bad my supervisor is a total mugg and doesn't allow magic at work

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

No one allows magic at work. But unless you're operating heavy machinery magic should still be done. You know they ain't paying you enough to be sober.

[–] Dasus 1 points 5 days ago

I do.

Once, like 13 years ago, I got so high I forgot weed was illegal and didn't realise why the bouncer had an issue with me smoking a fatty in the queue.