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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It feels like they didn’t worry when it counted.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here i was, worried about them a couple months ago. Then they came out in force and overwhelmingly invited the leopards into their home. Now they want me to care again. Sorry, no. I tried then, im fresh out of fucks to give.

[–] buddascrayon 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I would love to indulge in the schadenfreude watching these pissants whine while their "savior" rips away all of their social safety nets but unfortunately there's a lot of good people who didn't vote for that asshole who are going to get fucked as well.

[–] Sweetpeaches69 4 points 1 week ago

Well, we just won't laugh at those ones.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 113 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The election taught me that:

25% of the country is sorta paying attention.

25% of the country fits into two categories, Evil (100% selfish goes here, still counts as evil), or stupid as a bag of hammers.

50% of the country can't be bothered to participate either way. Gonna lump them in with the hammers.

Not great.

[–] Snowclone 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

More people vote like they're buying their brand preference for soap than for any specific reason.

[–] AA5B 38 points 1 week ago

I put more effort into buying soap than some people do in voting. Then again, I prefer it not eat my face

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Yup. Lost a lot of faith in all of us with this election. Stakes were high and people still either didn't care, or voted simply out of pure greed, selfishness, or hatred.

[–] mycelium_underground 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's disrespectful to hammers.

Hammers are useful.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sure hammers are useful, and I own like 10 different types of hammers. I'm an apprentice blacksmith. That said, if I gathered up all my various hammers, and stick them in a sack, I'm not expecting anything intelligent out of them, or anything intelligible, except the occasional "clink," or "thud."

Hell, I shit talk my hammers all the time. I've yet to hear one complain.

[–] mycelium_underground 5 points 1 week ago

At least the hammers are not actively contributing to the downfall of the US. Therefore I still classify then as smarter than 1/3 of the population. I have never had a hammer spread misinformation or turn on FOX news.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So are the people. There's a reason for the term "useful idiot".

[–] SecretSauces 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's simplifying it a bit much. I think it's more like:

Out of the voting population:

10% are shitty people (evil, greedy, etc). These are usually the loudest bunch

15% are single issue voters that didn't understand elections aren't JUST about one issue

45% are just stupid and go with what they are told without any critical thinking on their part (bag of hammers group)

5% are misogynistic and would never vote for a woman

15% are somewhat paying attention

And 10% actually understand what's important

Outside of the voting population, 36% of eligible voters are lazy or apathetic and didn't vote (Again, bag of hammers).

[–] Eldritch 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's going out of your way to complicate things. Shitty people and single issue voters are a distinction without a difference. You cannot be a single issue voter and not be a shitty person. Enabling and endorsing the most horrific grifters. All because they'll happily lie to you. And tell you they will deliver it your little Pet Project. Especially repeatedly as they do. Makes you a bad person.

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[–] OCATMBBL 66 points 1 week ago

Oh no! Did you forget you were poor when you voted to punish the poor?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"He's hurting the wrong people!"

Four years ago is a long time to remember for people with a room temperature IQ.

[–] enbyecho 6 points 1 week ago

In Celsius.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I remember that article and that statement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People with room temp IQ are conservatives' target audience anyway. Easier to manipulate, easier to pull off any stupid story they will believe, exists in large numbers, do not use analytical thinking, eager to have cultish figure to follow, enjoy blaming others, disciplined in voting.

All conservative, populist and rightwing parties are aiming at dumb people specifically. They know what they are doing and why.

[–] Allonzee 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

These people are victims too. Our schools were sabotaged for private profit. News was sabotaged for private profit, and these people have been swimming in "distrust your own senses" corpo propaganda for half a century.

The capitalists that bought our government made these people. I don't like them, they're not redeemable, but they are victims, the capitalists want you to hate these people and keep buying their products.

Be angry at the right people. The owners. Pity their pathetic, for all intents and purposes lobotomized rubes. They'll still call capitalist made climate change a hoax when the CAT 5 has turned their home into confetti.

You can't expect people of or below average intelligence to just magically think and reason critically in a nation where such skills are taught at college level.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sure, but at some point you have to face the consequences of your own stupidity or you'll never learn.

[–] skeezix 9 points 1 week ago

Darwin, Interrupted

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We don't expect that we expect them to not receive benefits and suffer. Gotta take the safety rails off and let the real dumb ones you know let nature nurture them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just no.. Paraphrasing Sisan Sontag

10% of people are evil, 10% decent and the other 80% will just follow along with whomever they think gives them what they want.

[–] Sterile_Technique 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm fresh out of compassion for these assholes. May the next four years be a living hell for them, or even full on pull whatever lifeline they're clinging to out from under them. If it culls a bit of evil from the voting population, that's best case scenario at this point. They voted to light the country on fire, let them burn.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel a helpless fury that has nowhere to go and nothing to be but pointless; I cast my vote for Kamala, hoping others would see that she would be the one to reduce harm, but not move us forward yet. It would take time to build support for a candidate who would in fact usher in positive change, Kamala is just a bandage on a leaking pipe. These upcoming four years are going to be hell, as a chronically ill person...I don't know if I will even be able to endure this orange asshole's reign of incoherent madness. He's got a proper rogue's gallery of filth leading the charge to destroy this nation. I'd prefer if they were a powder keg that ended up destroying themselves in the process. If I somehow make it through and find there's another election...I'll hopefully be able to vote to reduce harm, and it actually works. 😮‍💨

[–] Sterile_Technique 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The majority of voters voted to kill you. Fury is exactly what you should be feeling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

True, my fury is justified, but I want to put this fury to work; Somehow, get pieces in motion to stage a moment that will cause change. There are people who are trying to prepare and weather this storm we've got going. It's a matter of being strong enough to assist and resist becoming another casualty in a long line of many who were destroyed by the callous choices of those obscenely rich.

[–] PugJesus 5 points 1 week ago

It's exhaustion here. Pure exhaustion.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gosh I feel so so bad for them.

[–] seaQueue 23 points 1 week ago

I'm sending them thoughts and prayers 🙏 - that'll help, right? (/S for the impaired.)

[–] Treczoks 28 points 1 week ago

Poor and stupid voters are the leopards preferred lunch.

It is amazing that people are actually that dumb to believe that Trump would somehow exclude some people who won't be able to donate five-digit or better donations from harmful decisions.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 26 points 1 week ago

This is pure Herman Cain Award material, just with economics instead of vaccination. The GoFundMe requests will be plentiful, the cries for help on Facebook deafening and the compassion for them evaporated a few months ago.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My state voted Trump 2-to-1. This year I took the money I normally give to the local food bank and gave half to Elevated Access and half to local Pride.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Once again I was about to make a Leopards eating my face joke just before I realized this WAS the Leopards ate my face lemm.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

But really, why can't they/trump be more like that Jesus fellow they all claim to follow?

[–] SlopppyEngineer 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] satanmat 4 points 1 week ago

It is the Chick Tract that just… chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Feeling compassion for people in an unfortunate situation should be easy, but in this case, it’s very, very difficult.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Wow, I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!"

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[–] rickdg 9 points 1 week ago

Vote for what gets you mad, spend the rest of your life being sad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This is going to depend entirely on who he puts in power. Steve Bannon is talking about a fucking new Great Society movement now to solidify Trump's power (seriously, wtf), whereas JD Vance and Elon Musk want to ruin poor people to enrich the wealthy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] FlashMobOfOne 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, he will.

Benefit cuts are one of the areas where we always seem to have bipartisanship. Clinton famously cut the social safety net too. Who do you vote for when both parties have a record of killing benefits?

After all, even after another round of benefit cuts, Republican and Democratic voters will still line up to vote for it. Again.

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