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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago

Someone that makes women cover their drinks when they walk in the room

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A miserable pile of secrets!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

But enough talk, let's grab a drink?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serious answer: Anyone who identifies as one.

I literally can't pin it down more than that as there are exceptions to every rule. Same goes for a man.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. While people have the freedom to call themselves whatever they want, I also reserve my own freedom to call them whatever the f*** I want. It works both ways. At least it should.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

remember kids, freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should be able to call a man in dress a man, without any legal consequences. Snowflakes simply shouldn't be able to terrorize others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Calm down King Edward. The scottish cant hurt you anymore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lmao thats perfect

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Leaving your drink unattended in public spaces is a terrible idea in general.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would they cover their drinks? I don't get it @-@

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To stop it being spiked with date rape drugs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Makes sense, thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never leave your drink unattended.

[–] MutilationWave 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No doubt. People do this shit even without rape plans. Either they think it's funny or someone pissed them off so they decided to ruin their night or perhaps their life.

My friend got dosed in Denver and ended up with multiple charges due to his behavior. He had two drinks at a bar, left, then did insane things that can't be explained by just being shitfaced.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No doubt. People do this shit even without rape plans. Either they think it's funny or someone pissed them off so they decided to ruin their night or perhaps their life.

Don't forget mugging them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Whenever you next attend a wedding, watch how many women take their drinks with them to the dance floor. That's the threat environment women live in every day

[–] shalafi 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I want to say y'all are paranoid. But.

My wife came home one night, hammered. OK. Fuck me, she drove home?! Not proud to say, but we drank and drove a lot in those days, got a hotel or cab if we were smashed.

Next day she doesn't remember a thing but having a second drink at the bar with the girls. Nothing else. C'mon! Could hardly believe it, chewed her out for driving drunk, she insisted she only had 2 or 3 drinks. Bullshit. Takes more than a couple of drinks for us to black out. Hell, we never got that drunk.

She got to talking to her friends that were regulars at that bar. Regulars who had the same bar tender. Same exact experiences. You add it up.

She wouldn't report it. Because what are you going to report exactly?

Having said all this, that's my only story on the subject. And I've done a lot of sketchy shit, ran with sketchy people. Date rape drugs are not as common as you might think. But they are indeed a thing.

[–] lurklurk 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, it's surprisingly common. There are even occasional bursts of people cutting out the middle-person and going for directly injecting people on the dance floor

It's scary out there

(and don't drive drunk kids; you're risking innocent lives because you're too cheap to get a cab. Not a good look)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Date drugs" are super common and easy to buy. Psychopaths that actually use them on unconsenting people, fortunately not very common. But common enough thst I would never leave my drink unattended.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Could hardly believe it, chewed her out for driving drunk, she insisted she only had 2 or 3 drinks

Only? You shouldn't drive if you have had any drinks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is the context of that thread?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Spiking a drink, apparently

They're saying, by relation, that they look like a rapist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All I know is they're not a miserable little pile of secrets. That would be a man.