this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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[–] Driveway4964 2 points 1 day ago

This is the fourth time I've had to delete my Lemmy app.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this was a real thing, would you try it? Like would you go to the farm and milk a big eggman's teats?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

milk a big eggman's teats

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] devilish666 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'll just stick with the almond nog. Lol

[–] mkhopper 16 points 2 days ago

Almond udders may be smaller, but they're still udders.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The 4 penis egg is a result of selective breeding, they originally had only one penis & produced less nog.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 day ago

A lifetime of seeing bilingual egg nog cartons has told me that egg nog is chicken milk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Mmhh, eggnog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Oh my god. Ew.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank goodness I'm exempt on account of not being a boys and girls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The nog doesn't discriminate

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

Your title does tho, was my point

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)