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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On a not really related note, having Asuka or Rei as a waifu is fucking weird as an adult right? They're like 14?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Is it wrong to remember your first time if it happened when you were a kid? Same thing.

[–] GreenKnight23 -5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

is it the 40 year old man crushing on the character or is it the 15 year old boy inside the 40 year old still crushing?

kinda big difference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

it is.

imagine knowing your spouse since you were kids and loving them from when you were both kids. now that you're in your 40s is it wrong to still be attracted to the people you were when you were 30+ years younger?

IMO no. because you care about that person through time.

does that mean you want to fuck kids? fuck no. does that mean you imagine fucking your spouse as a kid? fuck no.

honestly this is a perspective of love I don't think many people give any thought to.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Okay but know you're comparing a spouse and child to A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD ANIME GIRL

[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 12 hours ago

EVA came out in 1995. if a 15 year old watched it then, they would be around 30 today.

we attach emotions to fictitious characters that follow us throughout our lives. it's not hard to grasp the concept that I'm trying to explain.

I do agree though. I crushed on Asuka. Do I have any images of her anywhere? no. why? because I'm in my 40s and that's just weird. I was a depressed weeb neet that had zero friends. I grew out of it eventually. now I'm just a depressed weeb with zero friends.

I just don't understand why anyone would attack a person over something so pointless like this though. If it makes them happy to and it's not hurting anyone, go for it. sticker up puff girls afaic. too many fuckheads in the world make life miserable for everyone else and don't realize that happiness can be a stupid little sticker.

[–] AugustWest 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is it the 50 year old teacher/coach/priest touching 15 year old boys, or is it the 15 year old boy inside the 50 year old just exploring his sexuality?

[–] GreenKnight23 0 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

when did having an anime character on your shit become about molesting children?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

People like them have always thought that. Being into anime = being a pedo, it doesn't matter that it's now mainstream, these people have thought the same thing for decades.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

A very professional customer interaction for an Evangelion fan

[–] [email protected] 174 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a scene in evangelion where the mc jerks it over an unconscious asuka (the character on the video card in the background) and nuts all over his hand.

He covered his hand in thermal paste as a reference.

It's a (intentionally) creepy scene and extremely off-color for a repair tech to send this to a customer, IMO. Good thing it's probably fake.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

With no context whatsoever my first thought was it was one of those "uh oh, if the thermal paste is on my hand, then that must mean I accidentally put the cum on my cpu..."

I will be deleting this shortly I am sorry

Edit: Most upvotes I've gotten on Lemmy. Listen to the guy below. Live your truth, lemmings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Now that's funny

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

You made a good joke, dont let thine shame and cowardice control thee.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It honestly took me a few seconds to get.
I'm ashamed it took me that long
I'm even more ashamed I got it at all

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But are you as ashamed as Shinji, is what I wonder. I can't believe I got the ref, though. I'm not even a fan of the show but that scene was so out of nowhere... I guess it did mark me.

[–] RizzRustbolt 133 points 3 days ago

Welcome to puberty.

You're never piloting the robot version of your mother ever again.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

It means he wasted 2 or 3 dollars worth of thermal paste. Possibly to make a weird Evangelion reference, based on that other comment.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago

It means that it’s a sexy GPU

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (27 children)

I believe it’s a recreation of a scene from one of the endings of Evangelion. My hazy guess is the movie “End of Evangelion.” Asuka (on the GPU) lies unconscious in a hospital bed. Shinji (incel protagonist) stands over her. He shuts the door to the hall and breathes heavily for a few seconds, then this shot with white instead of gray.

[–] okwhateverdude 97 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hello? Yes, I'd like to have unread what I just read. Yes, I'll hold.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I sort of regret watching it myself and never rewatched

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh dear god...I thought you were joking.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Don't do this to me

[–] Stamau123 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

wtf I never saw evangelion, what the hell is going on in there? you said that's the ending?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Evangelion is one of those anime where the author starts shitting on the fans towards the end because the 15 year old males in the audience see themselves in Shinichi. Those same fans started sending him death threats when the end of the main show points out he is not a good person, and the harem that wants to sleep with him actually don't want to sleep with him because he's going to save the world but because they require therapy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s been a long, long time, but I don’t recall having the impression that any of the so-called harem actually desired him at all. Rei was apathetic toward everything, I don’t recall Asuka showing anything but competitiveness, disdain, and occasional grudging respect, and Misato treated him like a kid brother. And yeah everyone needed therapy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

During one of the ending episodes (there were two or three different ones) but not the final scene in any of them

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This just makes me sad ,because someone wasted thermal paste and wasted about 30-50 euros for a design on the back and a red color scheme.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If they’re a repair tech, they have thermal paste in bulk. That was maybe $3 worth of paste. Probably much less.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

it looks like Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut which is just about the most expensive thermal paste you can get and I don't think you can get it in bulk

[–] NosferatuZodd 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it looks like any other grey thermal paste I've ever seen, what exactly made you think it's this specific expensive paste?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well there is a tube of that thermal paste in the background

[–] NosferatuZodd 4 points 1 day ago

that's a very valid way to find that out😂

my bad

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 28 points 2 days ago

It all returns to nothing

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