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[–] [email protected] 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"

[–] IndustryStandard 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Elons open antisemitism phase is over. He is openly racist now.

[–] Diplomjodler3 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Those two things in no way exclude each other.

[–] gofsckyourself 78 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, but the compression artifacts make the other one more authentic.

[–] 69420 7 points 16 hours ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[–] gofsckyourself 5 points 15 hours ago

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[–] sumguyonline 80 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Remember how Muammar Gaddafi acted all shocked when the crowd of angry people started bashing his head in??? I'm looking forward to seeing that same look on elons fat mishapen face. Dude looks like he half walrus, he should wear a toga to hide it better.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[–] surph_ninja 23 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[–] FlyingSquid 40 points 16 hours ago

Except he also hates Jews.

[–] Glitterbomb 11 points 16 hours ago

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 16 hours ago

Funded by PayPal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago

Incredible lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

I already heard about this