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[–] gofsckyourself 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but the compression artifacts make the other one more authentic.

[–] 69420 13 points 1 month ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[–] gofsckyourself 11 points 1 month ago

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[–] sumguyonline 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remember how Muammar Gaddafi acted all shocked when the crowd of angry people started bashing his head in??? I'm looking forward to seeing that same look on elons fat mishapen face. Dude looks like he half walrus, he should wear a toga to hide it better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"

[–] IndustryStandard 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elons open antisemitism phase is over. He is openly racist now.

[–] Diplomjodler3 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those two things in no way exclude each other.

[–] surph_ninja 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[–] FlyingSquid 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except he also hates Jews.

[–] gmtom 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reads more like he hates Muslims/immigrants and is using antisemitism as a weapon to try and get Jewish people to hate them too.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no idea how you could interpret it that way. Absolutely no one else did.

Even the White House decided to comment on it: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67446800

And he basically admitted it because he then did some really stupid damage control: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/pixels/article/2024/01/23/elon-musk-says-he-was-naive-on-antisemitism-as-he-visits-auschwitz_6456954_13.html

[–] gmtom 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The second paragraph is just that. Contempt for (western) Jewish people because they are (apperently) pro immigration and are now supposedly reaping the consequences of that.

I'm not trying to excuse the anti-semitism, just this more of a comment on immigration that Jews themselves. Just like how these people attack the LGBT community for supporting Palestine.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The comment he claimed was “the actual truth” included the suggestion that there’s a difference between white people and Jews. Most Jews are white.

[–] gmtom 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean that's a whole different kettle of fish isn't it? Race is basically nonsense with concrete definitions and white especially is all over the place in terms of who "counts". And people who are ethnically Jewish fsce discrimination because of it, so there is non antisemitic reasons to differentiate them (although I'm 100% not saying that's what happening here.)

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago

People who are ethnically Jewish (I am one of them) face discrimination for it in large part because many white people consider us an "other" who is not white. Despite the fact that we benefit from our whiteness almost as much as they do.

[–] Glitterbomb 15 points 1 month ago

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And a bit of apartheid emerald mine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[–] RubberElectrons 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Luke McGarry?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I already heard about this