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[–] spankmonkey 74 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why is the screenshot so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

[–] FlyingSquid 123 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

[–] TheBat 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can resize windows on desktop you know

[–] FlyingSquid 56 points 2 weeks ago

I can do a lot of things.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

First day on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Dozens of lemmings were left stunned and confused today as 'Flying Squid' revealed that they are in fact a hammerhead shark with a few tentacles glued on.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 2 points 2 weeks ago

Screenshot on a galaxy fold?

[–] CluckN 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought you were talking about Ghost Stories but I don’t think it came out in the 60s

[–] FenrirIII 1 points 2 weeks ago

That show was fucking awesome

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It had to be Obake no Q-taro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mind jumped somewhere completely different:

GeGeGe no Kitaro

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me too.
Ge... Ge... Gegege no geee...
Asa wa nedoko de guu guu guu

His dad is his eyeball! It has arms and legs. His name is Medama-Oyaji, which translates directly to "eyeball daddy".
Also the way you say "sunny-side-up" when referring to styles of frying eggs, you say "medama-yaki", which translates directly to "fried eyeball" because it kinda looks like the yolk is a pupil and the white is the white.

This has been: the crossover between 60s ghost anime and eggs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't feed the kid in the morning. Make it hunt for it's food.

[–] BatrickPateman 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like it is from a book about parenting written by Spartans.

[–] wjrii 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right now I just get lectured about Gravity Falls when I make eggs.

Could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, I WISH someone would lecture me about gravity falls while I make eggs, you're living the dream!

[–] wjrii 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know that Dipper's real name is Mason and, canonically, Pacifica Northwest has his phone number?

[–] Bonje 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The real question is, why are you not the one lecturing.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because I know almost nothing about anime. If you want me to lecture about early 20th century American animation though, I can tell you all about Ub Iwerks and the Fleischers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please relay the information about the 60s ghost anime.

Or at least give us it's name.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll ask my daughter when she wakes up, but she'll tell the Japanese name to me quickly and I won't understand it and then she'll probably do the teenage thing of getting frustrated before I can get her to spell it. So you may be out of luck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A crying shame about what happened to Famous Studios.

They were a bunch of bastards, but made good work. Not unlike the Walt Disney co.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was really not a fan of what they did at Famous Studios, probably because of Paramount forcing limitations and other stuff on them. Honestly though, I think once they decided to really focus on Popeye over everything else, I lost a lot of interest in them. I loved when they had their own studio and could do all kinds of experiments, like using live action backgrounds with animated characters.

[–] DragonsInARoom 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)