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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Unironically, yes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I used to keep loose teeth connected by the last thread for as long as I could. Then I'd rotate them around and bite gently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

reading this made me flinch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

You can still do that if ya want. It’ll be more permanent too 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I have never had a dream like that...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom 10 points 10 hours ago

I can help with that, with or without dusters?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

for the right price, your friendly local dentist can arrange this experience for you once again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 15 hours ago

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it'll never end.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

All 28 of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

hemorrhoids

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 20 hours ago

when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

[–] benni 11 points 15 hours ago

I find that on LSD, all my joints and bones feel off, like a freshly missing tooth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

Yes officer, this is the post. Lock em up!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Like "town" with a j sound on the end

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

egnlish hard

[–] pigup 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Toungé 🥖

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you don’t brush your teeth and eat sugary stuff you’ll be able to soon enough. Or just ask a Jets fan why their team won’t stop loosing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

You can also have that while brushing your teeth 3 times a day :(

[–] SirHery 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The neat part is you can imagine how that feels with your tongue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I don't even have to imagine it I've had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

I see Osaka I upvote ... wait wtf?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

You can do that again when we grow back teeth in the very near future.