Hell, yeah! Sign me in.
Sidenote: Install bidet.
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But bidet is in white house
Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)
Bout to take him to browntown.
Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?
That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there
I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?
I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge
Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.
I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms
it's time for your 4pm communal pissing
The lounge should be next to the patio ngl
Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion
As always, threatening me with a good time.
Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.
If you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.
As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.
how much
"Weed smoking" before each of the others.
Weed smoking gay room etc etc
Have you ever tried estrogen labs ... On weed dude?
Mmmmhhhh Estrogen dabs
Having an abortion room is fucking metal.
What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔
No, the room is gay, not necessarily the people inside of it.
Good for it, I'm glad it felt it could come out
Gay after marriage
Before marriage, during marriage, after marriage
Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.
That makes sense. Could I do it in a gay way though?
There needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge
kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola
An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!
This is true!🤤
Can't deside between cake and garlic bread
ngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms
Open it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.
gay room aka my bedroom
It's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.
Where's the shooting gallery?
We're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles
Based house
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