this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think these people may, possibly, fuck.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or it's just one person and they masturbate a lot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

to videos of themselves masturbating on a really gorgeous gothic bed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Have a guess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That’s what they want you to think

[–] Gregorech 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well now I'm jealous.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I adore this. It's got personality! If someone invited me up there, i'd feel weird if i wasn't in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.

[–] Gregorech 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A vampire wouldn't have five mirrors, a serial killer, might.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the crosses make me think it's for a serial killer of vampires

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Followupquestion 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He is... the Dayporker.

[–] macarthur_park 4 points 1 year ago

So, Dexter meets Buffy. I’d watch that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you're going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!

Also, that TV looks like it'd be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down...

[–] reddig33 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m surprised the walls are white. I wonder if the realtor made them repaint before listing.

[–] SomeoneElse 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the white walls and the new build-ness is what makes this seem off to me. Vampire chic is not my style at all but I can appreciate some people might like it. But it just looks a bit icky with the white walls!

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The white walls are definitely it. I mean how hard is it to get some black paint?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Forget black. Some deep wine red or Bordeaux purple. Gotta have some contrast with the black faux cast iron.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?

[–] SomeoneElse 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes there is [email protected] but I still haven’t mastered community links, sorry!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it would be !ATBGE?

Edit: Yeah you have to type this:

[[email protected]](/c/[email protected])

Also, thanks, I subscribed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TV too high.

Tell me someone ported the sub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

TV too high.

Not in the position you'll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075

Here's the whole listing! So happy it's still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn't have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.

[–] morphballganon 1 points 1 year ago

If that were in my state it would be snatched up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's another TV (?) blocking the window, so I like to think they just play videos of outdoors where it's nicer, and they're living like they're in Total Recall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On the left of the bed?

Hate to break it to you, but that's a reflection of the bed/headboard in the mirror on that side.

Edit: said mirrored door of closet, on 2nd look it's just straight up a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When you don't have a basement, but need a dungeon.

[–] teruma 2 points 1 year ago

Is she single?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SomeoneElse 2 points 1 year ago

Wednesday’s room was far cooler!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've seen stuff like this in VRChat, and while scrolling my first thought was "oh what, there's a VR community on here?"

...I don't know what that says about me, but I don't think it's a good thing.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 1 points 3 months ago

....i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.