this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it

[–] JakJak98 3 points 2 hours ago

Is that you Wilford Brimley?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The URL for that image is... something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:

also, as long as it's illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance

[–] Frozengyro 38 points 5 hours ago

How about you don't allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus 16 points 6 hours ago

AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago

So is this why everyone's transitioning these days?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

Your rethra

[–] Mickey7 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed "Raid" into the straw?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

Raid Shadow Legends?

[–] DredPyr8Roberts 4 points 8 hours ago

Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

[–] Holyginz 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.

[–] over_clox 2 points 7 hours ago

My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️