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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Bus door privileges have been FUCKING revoked

[–] Treczoks 3 points 5 hours ago

If he does want to be recognized as a SovCit, he could just have written "I'm terminally stupid" there.

[–] robocall 57 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Gonna get pulled over for being "in tranzit" when the technical term is "in transit"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

[–] CommissarVulpin 6 points 18 hours ago

Actually, he’s busy playing Call of Duty 2 zombies while driving

[–] atocci 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They used the wrong magic word 🚓👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

[–] robocall 18 points 1 day ago

The technicalities are incredibly important. If you mess up one word, they can get you. Learn from this person's mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't understand. This is the correct spelling in his sovereign language.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but not the right color. He's fuked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Gotta be at a 45 degree angle and of course in red and he'd be golden. Buncha amateurs out here.

[–] shalafi 21 points 21 hours ago

Fuck me. Reminds me of dad's old friend with a giant marijuana leaf painted on his van. Dude was dumbfounded as to why he kept getting pulled over.

[–] Donebrach 5 points 18 hours ago

Javelin through the rear window. Not a crime becuase the Entropyetor is not a public registrar or capable of accepting facilitations while in non-vertical-conveyance.

[–] Death_Equity 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aren't there certain circumstances where you are suppose to write "in transit" on a vehicle? Like it is being towed somewhere without registration?

I seem to recall seeing something like that when a dealer or shop was moving vehicles elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Vehicles without reg can be towed legally as long as the towing vehicle is up to date... at least if it's on a trailer or 2-wheel tow dolly ("vehicle in control") and depending on the state. Writing "in tow" on it is a common thing to do if they're being flat towed (aka not on a trailer but via a cable or tow bar) but there is no legal protection provided by it; since the vehicle is entirely on the ground it needs registration basically everywhere AFAIK.

Dealers and some mechanics shops get assigned dealer plates that they can affix magnetically to any car to indicate ownership for transport or test drives. They don't write anything on the cars.

[–] Death_Equity 5 points 18 hours ago

I think it was "in tow" I saw in second thought.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

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