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[–] DaddleDew 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

"What happened to your concern about climate change?"

Followed by

"You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/elon-musk-put-277-million-into-the-election-he-s-200-billion-richer-this-year/ar-AA1vTrEZ

Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates. 

The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet.

He's going to make millions and get disproportionate power in government that he never would have gotten otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

He's also attached himself to a fickle narcissist with a long history of throwing people away like tissues when they become slightly inconvenient, even at the cost of long-term value.

Musk knows that if Trump ditches him, he loses a hundred billion + in stock paper value, pretty much immediately. That's a lot of leverage and a lot of reason to stay on his good side.

It'll be interesting to see how it plays out.

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[–] DragonsInARoom 1 points 20 hours ago

Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?

[–] BetaBlake 21 points 1 day ago

"It's obvious you're just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Hey, does this rag smell like ~~chloroform~~ neurotoxin to you?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I know we're not supposed to invite violence. So this is pure satire ;-)

huh, I guess that your pericardium isn't stab proof. Who would have thunk?

[–] pigup 43 points 1 day ago

"how bad is the kompromat on you? Were they teenagers or like much younger?"

[–] GroundedGator 18 points 1 day ago

Who did your hairplugs? I'd probably get my money back.

[–] NutWrench 9 points 1 day ago

Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"How's the catgirls thing going?"

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[–] Jackcooper 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tell him you have a-grade ketamine...

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[–] Macaroni_ninja 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this "new older intern"

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If my reaction the first time I saw a cybertruck IRL is any indication, I'd scream.

[–] snekerpimp 27 points 1 day ago

Mine was point and laugh, but I would react the same if seeing him IRL.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

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[–] Serinus 2 points 1 day ago

"What the fuck, dude."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

What's a stab wound feel like?

[–] enbyecho 8 points 1 day ago

It depends. Am I armed?

[–] qarbone 6 points 1 day ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[–] captainlezbian 6 points 1 day ago

I'd ask for his wife's number

[–] dejected_warp_core 9 points 1 day ago

You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

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