Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 1 day ago by OpenHammer6677 to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

[–] Zomg 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Woah, we got a real badass over here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, just got a lot of knives. Mostly use the Ka-bar for opening cat food and food packaging, because I have destroyed so many shitty folding knives. Also I use it for opening bottles.

As for the artery thing I was going to make a choke about Musk having a weirdly thick neck but I forgot it and just kinda left the comment.