My ancestors can get fucked. It's time to start living for your descendants.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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Look at this guy over here planning on having descendants.
*Looks at the current state of the world*
Now that's wishful thinking. Most parents will happily continue polluting and voting for politicians that don't give a fuck about the future of their children.
What's my special sock got to do with this?
That is an excellent point
I like how everyone in heaven is white.
It's specifically the dude's ancestors, clearly he's as white as they come
Pretty racist not to have any black ancestors smdh
Or fish. All mammals evolved from fish. Where are the fish.
Even fish evolved from fish. 🤔
It’s obvious perfect evolution begins with fish and ends with crab
True we are not crabs yet.
They're in fish heaven of course, same place my goldfish Oscar went after he started floating, where he can run and play with all his fishy buddies.
Right?
Heaven was invented in 38 AD, common misunderstanding.
Pretty racist to not have any Tongan ancestors
White old men. The ultimative conservative power fantasy.
Ah yes the power fantasy of dying in your old age lol
Ultimative
It's Mormon heaven.
I'm 90% sure this is a Jehovah's Witness illustration of the 144,000. While they have a lot of minority representation in their pics on earth, heaven is almost always depicted to be white bread as fuck.
Not totally sure it's theirs, though. These groups copy each others homework a lot.
Fellas, is it gay to go to heaven? I mean, just look at it! You're surrounded by dicks! It's a total sausage-fest up there!
yes ; it is.
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I don't get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?
Suicide by cops
Is there a reference here I'm missing?
The Bible.
Religious fantasies are hella weird.
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