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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

I'd argue human developers also enjoy finding bugs, they just don't like HAVING them.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I LOVE finding bugs.

I HATE looking for them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

no, but I used to have one. He didn't like looking for them either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the bugs are always in the last lines of code you check. It's so infuriating! Why can't they be in the first?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You're not desperate enough for them to reveal themselves to you yet

[–] Iron_Lynx 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because you stop searching when you find the bug.

You have to not execute

lines[] = Load(file.code);

bool bug_found = false;
i=0;
while(!bug_found)
{
  bug_found = findBug(lines[i]);
  //looks like I missed a bit, lemme fix
  if(bug_found)
  {
    break;
  }
  i++;
}
bug_fix(lines[i]);
// Who'd've thought that I'd need to fix a bug in a joke about fixing bugs
// Now that's some tasty irony ^-^'

You have to run

lines[] = Load(file.code);

def bugs[];
a = 0;
for(i=0;i<lines[].length();i++)
{
  if (findBug(lines[i])
  {
    bugs[a] = lines[i];
    a++;
  }
}
for(b=0;b<=a;b++)
{
  bug_fix(lines[b]);
}

/j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

shouldn't b loop until it's <a instead of <=a ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] SelfProgrammed 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Spiders and programmers both need bugs to be able to eat

[–] Iron_Lynx 1 points 1 month ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak software engineering job security looks like.

~ a friend of mine, 2024

[–] Skullgrid 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Particularly Penetration Testers.

[–] SkunkWorkz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially if the test subject is your mom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Or the local IT Transfem :3

[–] dohpaz42 3 points 1 month ago

I love finding bugs, and then squishing them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely not true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I enjoy finding the bugs

The problem is the existence of the bugs

[–] stupidcasey 1 points 1 month ago

That web developer might be an undercover product tester.

[–] multifariace 1 points 1 month ago

What about the scorpions!