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[–] ameancow 12 points 17 hours ago

True facts I will never be able to purge from my accursed brain.

The married couple who owned the house in the 80's sitcom "Mr Belvedere" canonically met in Altoona. The premise of the sitcom was that a lower/middle class family ended up with a refined british butler who solved all their issues for them and brought them closer as a family. It was exactly how it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Petition to nuke Altoona as that pizza is a war crime?

[–] robocall 3 points 15 hours ago

I wanted to nuke them for ratting on luigi

[–] robocall 142 points 1 day ago (24 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] robocall 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You know, as unappetizing as this looks, it probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup. I'm keeping my mind open, but good lord they need help with their plating.

[–] spankmonkey 6 points 15 hours ago

probably tastes close to dipping a grilled cheese into tomato soup

It does not.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 79 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who's known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He's also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn't like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He's quoted as saying "Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it's the reason I'm going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave."

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn't as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying "You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you've moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!"

I've always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called "Pizza", and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn't the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

[–] AtariDump 18 points 19 hours ago
[–] TheCannonball 10 points 20 hours ago

Brilliant! We need to spread this message so us Pineapple Pizza lovers wont be so hated.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

This is poetry

[–] Cris_Color 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

ಠ_ಠ wtf

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my dude i was eating look what you did

[–] robocall 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You knew the risk that you took browsing the Internet while eating

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I only browse while pooping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Good call. If you have to vomit, you're already in the appropriate room.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 12 points 1 day ago

I gotta blame someone for this and lord knows I'm not capable

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago

Team_America_Vomit_Scene.gif

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] Iheartcheese 21 points 1 day ago

What is this abomination

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Skullgrid 6 points 21 hours ago

/c/antiquememesroadshow

thank you for this comforting old meme

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[–] jeffw 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how every time I see this identical picture it’s cropped slightly smaller so people can claim it’s a unique image

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There it is in full, address of the godforsaken restaurant and all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not from the US, so pardon my ignorance. But holy shit, this place looks depressing as fuck. I don't know if it's the concrete jungle or the lack of walkability, but it just looks sad

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It's the barren concrete taking up 3/4 of the view with a hint of lawn behind more concrete. Europe was built before modern vehicles and has narrower streets with more residential in between businesses and has some cobblestone and what not. USA was built around railways and highways so everyone has a car and walking was an afterthought.

Edit: additionally ever wonder why Europeans say how far a distance is in kilometers and Americans answer with "it's about 25 minutes"? It's partially that reason plus the physical distance is larger (some states are larger than countries) so miles mean less to us than knowing the time, post logistics.

[–] Skullgrid 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

the fucking burnt bits on the cheese 😭 bruh this shit is fucked

[–] nepenthes 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure "radioactive orange no-name fake square slices of oil solidified" constitutes cheese 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, this can’t be rea—https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g30034-d23568458-Reviews-29th_Street_Pizza_Subs_More-Altoona_Pennsylvania.html

[–] jaybone 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

All the reviews are talking about how good the pizza is. Wtf is happening here?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Either the bread is godly or that nuke someone mentioned is a mercy killing

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i'm trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

I was wondering why he was found at a McDonald’s of all places but shit, I think we know now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Legit something a child would dream up. Let's take challah bread or something else thick like it and throw some ketchup on and a slice of plastic cheese on top. It's as much pizza as the candy spaghetti from Elf was pasta.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 14 hours ago

I had hoped at least it was part of a loaf of garlic bread. That, a decent sauce, and they make their own mozz with bright yellow dye in it before slicing it like a pack of american cheese. that I would try. fuck, I'm going to have to learn to make mozz now that I have this craving.

[–] acosmichippo 13 points 1 day ago

dear god i finally found worse pizza than st. louis style pizza.

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