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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see the next part where they see him leaving with his girlfriend with a... Let's say a unique form of walking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The pregnant walk?

(/s I get the joke)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"We're trying for a baby"

ew...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, this is disappointing and I'm getting out of here. I prefer sperm that don't miss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably

[–] Caboose12000 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] robocall 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

keeping the balls cool to increase fertility - supposedly.

[–] shneancy 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh i thought he was getting pegged

[–] Caboose12000 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i mean, isn't anal supposed to be good for the prostate and stuff?

[–] shneancy 6 points 1 week ago

prolly, i guess they said they were trying for a child, not that they've been successful at it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 17 points 1 week ago

You say that, but everyone gets offended when I put the "UnderpantsWeevil creampied his wife" onesie on my son.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago