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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 16 points 6 days ago

You say that, but everyone gets offended when I put the "UnderpantsWeevil creampied his wife" onesie on my son.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

https://www.happyroadkill.com/comics

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see the next part where they see him leaving with his girlfriend with a... Let's say a unique form of walking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The pregnant walk?

(/s I get the joke)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"We're trying for a baby"

ew...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, this is disappointing and I'm getting out of here. I prefer sperm that don't miss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably

[–] Caboose12000 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sitting on an ice pack?

[–] robocall 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

keeping the balls cool to increase fertility - supposedly.

[–] shneancy 49 points 6 days ago (2 children)

oh i thought he was getting pegged

[–] Caboose12000 6 points 6 days ago

lmao same

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i mean, isn't anal supposed to be good for the prostate and stuff?

[–] shneancy 5 points 6 days ago

prolly, i guess they said they were trying for a child, not that they've been successful at it