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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!

[–] HowManyNimons 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 1 points 1 month ago
[–] nifty 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 month ago

Now you have 2!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard someone once nutted in coconut

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 month ago
[–] DragonsInARoom 4 points 1 month ago

Vegans when they can't convince people to atop eating meat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] STUNT_GRANNY 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What no I can't accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 1 month ago

Too late! No backsies!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No I do not want to be an Evocati!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The avocados will continue until morale improves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Are a sick (and weird) guy!

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if having avocados forced upon me is what's ruining my morale?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 1 month ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

r/notinteresting type post ^god I miss that sub^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 1 month ago

Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they'd just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nope. Avocados for all whether they need them or not. Good day sir.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

< sigh >

I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AA5B 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I could have an avocado that looks so perfect! Of all produce, they’re the most difficult to find in good condition, good ripeness.

This week I did pretty good ….. out of three avocados, one was good, one was bruised and ugly but mostly useable, and one had to be thrown out.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 1 month ago

The ones I am forced to deal with at work are pathetic compared to this. Just a soggy mushy mess.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • "Avocado?"
  • "Don't mind if I do!"
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 1 month ago

That's funny because I've always said "Avocado? How bout I avocadon't."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is called Palta, and goes on fast food.

[–] Fredselfish 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks because we won't be able to afford to buy those next year.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 1 points 1 month ago

My guy Americans don't even call countries by there proper names they sure as hell don't call foods by the proper name

(Never knew it had a different name but thanks I love learning new things)

[–] RizzRustbolt -1 points 1 month ago

Eww... yucky.