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Found in the room of two soldiers who were just roommates

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 month ago (3 children)

the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!

[–] chemical_cutthroat 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have smited the beast with teeth that go "FfFfFtTtt!"

[–] ThePyroPython 2 points 1 month ago

What an eccentric performance.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

omg i gotta rewatch that movie

[–] Knossos 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Four shalt thou not count...

[–] Viking_Hippie 14 points 1 month ago

Five is right out!

[–] SkunkWorkz 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bottom has no flared end. It will destroy someone’s ass with either use.

[–] BatrickPateman 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was this famous website in the early days of the internet...

But then you're too young.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemme stretch your awareness a sec.

It was part of a series.

I found it while drunk. Got sober real fast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reading the interview he gave about it was worse than the video

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What are we talking about?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Makes a lot more sense now why they’re named after pomegranates.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The grenade pouch was invented over three hundred years later. Before that, a soldier carried only one into battle, along with his sword and shield.

[–] LovableSidekick 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Buttplug Hypothesis Discredited Say Archaeologists

[–] MissJinx 1 points 1 month ago

Cooler than a jar