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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn't view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Romulans to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense

[–] model_tar_gz 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 2 weeks ago

So's your face makes no sense!

No wait...

So's your face!

[–] someguy3 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his head, right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] makyo 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think LaForge is religious

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 2 weeks ago

But he does worship Dr. Brahms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I'm not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.

I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.

I finally understand, I am finally free.

[–] roguetrick 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why he feeding data into his temporal lobe that needs to go to the occipital.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Saw right through that beard too.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, does that imply the beard's fake, since it didn't see through other hair?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DS9 Season 3 Episode 9: Defiant

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don't know how that would ever not work perfectly.

[–] Lemming421 12 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.

[–] jrs100000 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that...but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No. Way. Do you think Eddington had this hairline by choice?

Poor detective work, Javert.

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[–] DarkCloud 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Now for the very dark inference we can make here: Geordi had his visor on this setting while he was hanging out with Wesley.

[–] winkly 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironically, his nuts have the tattoo for what he yells when someone rings his office door.

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just "come".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.

[–] Donjuanme 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ilinamorato 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is... Yeah, you know what, that checks out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ilinamorato 6 points 2 weeks ago

Guinan is a recurring character, rather than a series regular.

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[–] Lawnman23 4 points 2 weeks ago

Blazin’ Bev

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland's 3rd eye in From Beyond.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I love how Picard has a tattoo that says 'engage' down there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

You're a man now, Wesley.

[–] grue 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Joke's on you; I'm into that shit" -- Roddenberry, probably.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And yet it still censors the naughty bits.

[–] CaptPretentious 9 points 2 weeks ago

You have to tell the computer to disengage safety protocols.

[–] Archer 8 points 2 weeks ago

Picard saying Engage every time hits different now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mmmh boomer humor star trek

[–] tetris11 3 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is Beverly carrying a twentieth century clipboard?

[–] afk_strats 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] wabafee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does he remain erect all the time?

[–] afk_strats 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's why they call it the "captain's log"

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