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This stupid website inspired me to make my wife her favorite deviled eggs. Thanks everyone

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't like how absent of shit this post is

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I fucking hate deviled eggs so it works for me. Those look shit.

[–] spankmonkey 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry snooggums you know I love you but you no

[–] spankmonkey 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Satan eggs are delicious!

Better than that stupid apple.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Sataned eggs

[–] Botzo 1 points 1 week ago

I like deviled eggs, and you're right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I hate eggs, but I like deviled eggs. Well, I guess I just like the yolk mixture. Egg whites can fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

it's actually a fartpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo 21 points 1 week ago

Am I blind, why am I not seeing the Saddam Hussein?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How are your eggs so overstuffed? Did you only use half of each egg?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

You take out the yolks and add stuff to them, so they take up more space...

[–] OopsAllEarios 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And your details are lacking jalapenos! Swap the mustard for sriracha and add a sliced (pickled) Jalapeno!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago