Too many levels? ...like, two? Glory holes and duck penises. Am I missing something?
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2024
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You explained what I missed, duck penis. Thanks.
I think you're right. "Two" being correct in a short form of saying "two too many".
Okay, I misread that. But two too many implies a third level, otherwise there would be no joke left.
i think that perhaps they would have preferred to understand none of the joke, to persist in blissful ignorance.
Two many is grammatically incorrect, but implies a total of two levels
The ww2 propaganda would be a strech for a third one but still could work.
Yes, it was hinting at the glory hole and corkscrew duck dicks being the two levels.
They did say "two many levels."
Good catch
He might hit a power or water line.
Well someone's never had their Jimmy in a duck's mouth. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I think you've made that clear lol
reminds me of the classic joke, Mickey, you say you want to divorce Minnie because she's silly? No, i said she was fucking goofy!
Can't blame her, dad Goofy is hot.
The second funny is bc duck penis is corkscrew shaped for those who might not know
This is some top quality shit here.
I think the word 'glory' has a typo