"Where should we test shooting this suspicious phaser rifle?"
"In engineering, right next to the warp core."
"Isn't that unnecessarily dangero--"
"Just point it in the other direction, it's fine."
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"Where should we test shooting this suspicious phaser rifle?"
"In engineering, right next to the warp core."
"Isn't that unnecessarily dangero--"
"Just point it in the other direction, it's fine."
THE WRONG CADET DIED!
where should they be testing it? I mean, the holodeck? what happens if they fry the holodeck and Warf doesn't get his bloody kalithenics in? just to name one person. We won't get into what Riker does. awkward.
Cargo bay?
Wait, nevermind.
Can some one explain why they just happen to have radioactive barrels stored such that they can fall on people?
They're not radioactive, the symbol changed meanings over the years.
Now it means "spinal risk"
Inertial dampeners'll take care of it...
If you can run your ship without full attention the entire time your are there, it's not up to Federation standards!
Look how they care about safety at ENT once in a while. That's because they are before the Federation.
I hate Rom Shadow Ledgers.
Just another one of those pay to win finance tricorder games.
What happened to your VulcVPN sponsorship?
What do you expect? It was made by Ferengi.
The big D lol
This is every other driver ahead of me at the lights.
But it's not the Starfleet way.
Hey everybody!
Coming back to you with this new episode. Today we will replicate, diassemble and reassemble the machine that goes "ping!"
Stay tuned next week for my special "Self-sealing stem bolts! Menace - or danger? The answer will surprise you!"