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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by spicytuna62 to c/microblogmemes
 
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo 11 points 2 months ago

"Distractions. Filthy, filthy distractions.”

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like walking away very quickly on my many penised hands.

[–] ummthatguy 31 points 2 months ago

Still less frightening than the toaster.

[–] TropicalDingdong 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Perfect.
Just imagine actually having such a battlestation.
Epic.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago
[–] Hamknight 29 points 2 months ago

Are you typing your response with.... tiny penises! How disgusting these lobotomites.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Giving old world blues vibes

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

L O B O T O M I T E

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.

[–] negativenull 18 points 2 months ago
[–] essell 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Skullgrid 12 points 2 months ago

someone already made the FNV reference so...

[–] einlander 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Does she live in the Big Empty/MT?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Got any grape mentats?

[–] cygnosis 10 points 2 months ago

Dr Borus? Is that you?

From Old World Blues in case you're wondering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

10/10 Lexx'iness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

β€œHate my setup”

Don’t mind if I do. My neck hurts for some reason, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Needs a big ol' joystick under the table.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

MADARAME.... I'll steal your treasure!

Tap for spoilerPersona 5 / Royal reference

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

LIVE A LIVE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Got your nose!

[–] Feathercrown 1 points 2 months ago