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[–] Shardikprime 7 points 23 hours ago

According to transit and transport regulation, such scenario would be impossible

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sounds like your typical game theory problem.

Not pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: None

Pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: Your loved ones survives

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[–] aviationeast 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Questions: why doesn't the person at the switch run and get the person off the tracks? And the people on the trolley hop off or try to the sslow the trolley?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

They are tied to their chair with the only thing they can do being flipping the lever. It is the prisoner’s trolley problem

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

something something about conservation of momentum, them jumping off speeds up the trolley

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

[–] ForgottenUsername 4 points 22 hours ago

Jokes on you, No loved ones, so who cares if you pull the lever or not, go have a frothy instead.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yell to the other lever dude that I'm not pulling the lever but fuck those beige dudes, hope they can't tell i'm lying, run and lay down with the beige dudes, and if I'm lucky they pull their lever too and we get maximum carnage. If lever dude suspects I'm lying and insane, and thus doesn't pull their lever, at least I won't have to answer my loved ones' questions.

[–] workerONE 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Veritasium did a great video on the prisoners dilemma... What Game Theory Reveals about Life, The Universe, and Everything Prof. Robert Axelrod held a tournament in 1980 to produce a computer program to explore the prisoners dilemma... Axelrod's Tournament

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Goddamn it, Joker

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

and here. we. go

[–] finitebanjo 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the premise falls apart on the assumption that I consider pulling the lever as best case.

[–] nelly_man 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, it would be more interesting if the middle track were empty.

[–] db2 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

👍 It's the only way to be sure

[–] workerONE 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans

[–] aviationeast 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And where are their arms and legs?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

They didn't keep them inside the car at all times.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 23 hours ago

amputee representation. don't make it weird.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

The last line of these is always what the poster wants to happen

everything else is skewed rationale to make you think it is a funny

it is, in reality, anti-intellectual propaganda

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[–] EleventhHour 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What do I do? I introduce myself to the other person, then we go out for drinks, then we fuck all night.

We no longer give a shit about the assholes on the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Philosphers really just go "imagine how fucked up it would be if..." and then take it incredibly seriously

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Give the loved ones guns

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

easy pull both levers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Please learn how to draw basic sketches of railway switches. It's not that hard.

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