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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once again porn is setting unrealistic expectations of reality

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your username sounds like an onomatopoeia of this video.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The closest I will get to beetle juicing

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh God, you're going to make me mount!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Oh no, it's fsck time

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Little trick for you: instead of flipping the USB stick again and again until it gets in, you can flip your computer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I started using this recently and it's made my life so much easier

[–] MTK 2 points 2 months ago

Tried this on the usb plug in the bus, it was very hard to do

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] affiliate 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thank you usb c for freeing me from this eternal hell

[–] Ziglin 2 points 2 months ago

It's still yet to make it to all my devices :(

[–] aviationeast 11 points 2 months ago

Finally some good fucking content on pornhub. 99% of the posts involve naked humans in various coital acts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The funny thing is the usb isn't going to go in at that orientation.

[–] shalafi 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes it is, the seam is down on the plug side. I just sanity checked 5 plugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There's an indent on the up side of usb plugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You know the difference between jam and jelly?

[–] stupidcasey 8 points 2 months ago

Obviously Ai generated, if you pay close attention to the hands it’s moving in ways not physically possible.

[–] beebarfbadger 5 points 2 months ago

That's how you know porn is fake.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys, look at the port. Look at the plug in your hand. Align correctly and insert. It's visibly obvious what the orientation should be if you just look at it.

[–] edgemaster72 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I used to live next to that lady. Would run into her at the store and such. She was nice and would often wear a shirt with her famous saying on it.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aiet then, spend twice as long flipping the connection over 3 times.

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 2 months ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

ooooohh yeahhhh everything coming up milhouse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The 3rd time it works every time

[–] M137 3 points 2 months ago

I haven't had this issue for years, and I plug in USB-A cables every day. You just learn what orientation the ports are on your device, charger brick etc. and know what way the cable should be. It's not hard.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 2 months ago

What about putting it in the wrong port

[–] Vincente 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That’s cyborgs’ favorite genre in the year 2077.

[–] gmtom -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate this meme. Every USB ever has the little logo on it that tells you which side is up.

If you have 2 or more braincells you should no problem getting it in first try.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That’s assuming the usb ports were installed that way and not upside down or vertical