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[โ€“] SandmanXC 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats on your fiber diet

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie 22 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you! I owe it all to the Kelloggs corporation and their anti masturbation flakes!

(Disclaimer: the above is fictional in every way possible except for the fact that Kellogg's corn flakes was invented to combat masturbation)