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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] NONE_dc 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would call it a "Journey" Dog

[–] Zachariah 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

life is not about the destination

[–] Lost_My_Mind 1 points 2 months ago

Well that sucks. The journey has been terrible. I have not enjoyed the last 41 years. Also, I'm 41.

[–] 200ok 4 points 2 months ago

A journey to every cigarette but and used tissue in sight 😂

[–] MrJameGumb 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Might get kind of tricky when crossing a busy street

[–] HKPiax 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The other side

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"... or if you make it there."

[–] BeatTakeshi 25 points 2 months ago

Not all those who wander are lost. Sometimes they just play dog roulette

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a Shiba. Walking her is like walking a cat, so I beg to differ

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 2 months ago

Nobody said she had to be a GOOD guide dog to count 🤷

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

This is a great quote. Describes how I feel at my job at the moment ...

Can I use it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sometimes I just close my eyes and see where my dog takes me, is fun, mentally hard, but fun.

[–] theangryseal 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do this too. :p

The neighbors must think I’m insane.

I try to count the steps and see if I can make it further than before. My record is like 140.

It’s very mentally hard. I’m always thinking, “oh I’ve gotta be going down someone’s driveway now!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I try to use the dip in the curb for driveways to tell if I'm going the right way

[–] satanmat 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You may not end up where you meant to go, but you’ll end up somewhere interesting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn't see that coming. Either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure the person needing a guiding dog didn't, either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

As long as you only want to go to places that smell of piss

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Similarly helpful advice: a broken clock still shows the correct time twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As long as you don't mind going to all the smelliest places.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 4 points 2 months ago

Psh, as I've grown older I am hoping the dog would just be a lazy dog and just suggest we lay down and take a nap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'd say a dog would still go to predictable places eg. they'd go for a walk on their usual route (maybe a bit larger).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I often let my dog choose where we're walking and he takes it as an opportunity to update all the places he knows in town, so we end up walking a 5k loop, it's just more chaotic than when I'm leading.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I had a Husky. For me it would have been the random path of deer, rabbits, and random people's driveways. He had no sense of direction, and cared not for walking norms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My dog would indeed go one of his usual routes, just whichever one he liked most at the moment.

Then he got old and him leading the way would mean pissig over the neighbour's hedge and going back to the couch.

Now he's not walking anymore. Well, maybe on clpuds.

[–] crank0271 6 points 2 months ago

Dirk Gently's Guiding Eyes for the Blind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

While backpacking in Ireland, my friend and I visited the small island of Inish Oirr. We had all day to explore the island so set off without any route planned. A black dog tagged along and soon started guiding our way. He would loop back and stop to wait for us at turns. We followed him blindly through the maze of stone walls. He led us to a lake, a lighthouse, and a shipwreck. He always seemed excited to show us the next landmark. We literally followed a dog from morning until sunset. It felt as though he had done this many times before. He was such a good boy.

[–] kameecoding 4 points 2 months ago

Man you are just ripping off my welcome mat.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 2 months ago

The park. You're going to the park. Everyday. If you live in a warm environment with a beach, that's where you're going. That park.

[–] Phoonzang 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's why I call my cat a guide cat. He guides me to lolll around on the couch for 22h a day