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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by nifty to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] aeronmelon 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Oh god, not this shit again.”

45 minutes later

“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess who went to sleep way too late last night because I stayed to watch the nature documentary my dad fell asleep to.

[–] aeronmelon 17 points 1 month ago

As long as he wasn’t snoring, you can sit behind your dad and imagine he’s the one narrating.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back in my day we used to make “tfw” (that feel when) or “mfw” (my face when) posts that rarely if ever contained a face or a feeling

[–] Sylvartas 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rarely if ever contained a face or a feeling

We even added "> mfw I have no face" to address that if we felt particularly quirky !

[–] JustAnotherKay 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For anyone needing a bit of whimsy in their life: read acronyms as if they're normal words. "Miffwuh I have no face"

[–] Sylvartas 1 points 1 month ago

Sorry but you just activated my pedant mode...

adjusts glasses anime style um akshually, that is the definition of an acronym, otherwise it is just an initialism.

[–] Toneswirly 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife be watching 90 Day Fiance and sometimes I catch myself unironically watching a whole episode with her. Shit is buckwild

[–] wjrii 8 points 1 month ago

The fact that it’s all rehearsed and refined and outlined and stage-managed only makes it slightly less bonkers. This is the face these people are CHOOSING to present to the world.

Gets repetitive after a while, though.

[–] beebarfbadger 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.

[–] lugal 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you watch yourself instead of your mother's series?

[–] beebarfbadger 3 points 1 month ago

No idea but that's the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

BTW the title should be

POV: someone doesn't know how to use POV

You obviously know how to use POV ;)

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 1 month ago

Plot twist.....the series is South Park.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not POV, unless you are your mom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that still doesn't make sense. no one in the scene is watching this guy so NOT POV.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Jesus and Santa, they're always watching

[–] lugal 3 points 1 month ago

The TV does. TV watching goes both ways

[–] psmgx 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That time the guest on Oprah was interesting

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 1 points 1 month ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick -2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Isn't this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The meme implies that you are the shown kid, so of course it's not proper use, you should be shown whatever that kid is seeing. His point of view, a 1st person view. It's not that hard.

[–] nifty 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

From what I’ve seen when it’s the pov of an animate object you use its pov, so this could be the tvs pov. If it’s a person you use theirs. Memeing is serious business so I am glad you asked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

you are the gabagool

I feel seen

[–] thedirtyknapkin 20 points 1 month ago

yeah this is a mfw format. mfw my mom is watching something Lowkey interesting and i have to pretend I'm not watching.

[–] MagnyusG 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the pov format is inherently flawed because it's almost never actually from your "point of view"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

MFW: POV is used incorrectly. SMH my head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you normally comment in the third person? This POV debacle hits deep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Only when Drag refers to Dragself.