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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 18 points 2 hours ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] TheGiantKorean 37 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 32 minutes ago

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] stupidcasey 35 points 8 hours ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] stupidcasey 35 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] finitebanjo 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey 53 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey 16 points 9 hours ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 7 hours ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] QProphecy 43 points 12 hours ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] superduperpirate 29 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] buddascrayon 3 points 5 hours ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] scutiger 7 points 7 hours ago

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.