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[–] [email protected] 189 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tim Onion

Wait, the CEO of The Onion goes by “Tim Onion” on Bluesky? My word, this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".

"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's probably a reference to when Trump called Tim Cook, Tim Apple by accident

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, there’s no probably about it. That’s just the joke.

[–] Hackerman_uwu 1 points 1 month ago

Since we are explaining things: an onion, like an apple is a fruit.

[–] Benjaben 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crap DOUBLE WAIT I'm now realizing Tim Apple wasn't a real guy's name, dammit RIP my other comment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No, no it made your other comment funnier

[–] stoly 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha thanks for making me laugh. If it helps, it took me years to recognize that Chipotle didn’t have the chipotle flavor Tabasco simply because it tastes good.

[–] Benjaben 3 points 1 month ago

Wait a minute...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can see some merit to making CEOs change their legal last name to whatever company they're the head of.

Tim Boeing would be a lot more noticable in the public world.

To prevent private equity from doing their shell company nonsense to hide accountability, just double-barrel (n many times) all the companies together in the last name.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is very funny applied to all businesses. "Hi, I'm John Smith and Son's and Son's, and this is my son, John Smith and Son's and Son's Jr., at least until he takes over the family business."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ignorance, not accident.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Also a reference to Trump mistakenly calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple".

[–] mean_bean279 12 points 1 month ago

Good thing because Tim Apple was already CEO of another company.

[–] samus12345 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In Our Dumb History, the founder of the Onion was said to be Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel. "Zweibel" is German for "onion."

EDIT: "Zwiebel" is "onion," not "Zweibel." Almost certainly chosen due to its similarity to the word, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Zweibel would be two Bel (or two Decibel, converted to the better known unit) if you forgot about your space key.

Surely you mean Zwiebel.

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, you're right, I forgot his name is spelled differently. Zweibel is a real surname, so I assume they chose it because it's so similar to Zwiebel.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His build up to the announcement cracked me up:

[–] Benjaben 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait is "Tim Onion" a silly joke riffing on Tim Apple (think that's his name) at Apple?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

[–] moistclump 21 points 1 month ago

Not Tim Cook, the inventor of the Cook apputer?

[–] Benjaben 6 points 1 month ago

Thanks, really worried for a few there that I was cracking up

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol yeah, except the Apple guy's name is actually Tim Cook. But then Trump called him Tim Apple and it became a meme.

[–] Benjaben 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm nah, "Tim Cook"? I don't think that's right, pretty sure it's Tim Apple...

(tries to save face by pretending to double down on the "silly joke")

[–] pyre 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

honestly it's much funnier if you weren't joking

[–] Benjaben 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I really wasn't with the initial comment elsewhere. Oldish brain full of too much stuff shortcutted a real vague memory straight to "yeah that guy Tim Apple" lol

[–] pyre 2 points 1 month ago

I don't blame you; the fact that it was funny made everyone refer to him as such and it stuck. for years now.

[–] Hikermick 30 points 1 month ago

Hopefully they will hire an Alex Jones impersonator just to see how long they can fool the morons that have been listening to him

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I mean, you gotta get creative when reality keeps making the best jokes by itself.