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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gold

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Black gold, one might say!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Texas tea!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Managed Democracy™

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Democrazy^TM^

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[–] B312 4 points 1 month ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[–] Twoafros 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This the realest fake headline

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[–] psycho_driver 9 points 1 month ago

Mission accomplished.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 5 points 1 month ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion

[–] idunnololz 3 points 1 month ago

FK I bit it

[–] danc4498 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks Obama!

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 month ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry