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[–] FelixCress 1 points 2 days ago

It's a chicken.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He finally found out what happened with his missing pet parrot.

What's the clip's source? It's hilarious out of context

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's from The Twilight Zone though I'm not sure which episode.

[–] TexasDrunk 11 points 4 days ago

Shadow Play, season 2 episode 26.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

What if he's vegan?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

dude was obviously expecting to find someone's head in the oven

[–] whotookkarl 14 points 5 days ago

They are cavemen pretending to be in the future where there are machines that can cook for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Damn, that guy's really bad at making sourdough

[–] Katana314 8 points 4 days ago

Silly, but sitcom silly:

All week, Hank had been receiving hints from his wife that he was going to get “the roast of his life”. Finally, at the end of the week, he’s attending a community gala with all their neighbors and friends. Hank, worried that all his darkest secrets are going to be exposed, decides to take the chance to get ahead of his wife’s belittling, and takes the stage to mock her for her terrible spending habits and overpoweringly obnoxious perfume.

His wife, mortified, leaves the room in tears and the room turns against him; but he simply deflects the hecklers by stating she was going to do the same to him - that she’d give him the roast of his life. Finally, he gets an inkling of what he’s done wrong. While his wife goes out for drinks with her friends to console her, he and his friend rush to his home. There, this scene plays.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 4 days ago

Instead, he found a turkey.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Hank is vegan but doesn't want to tell his partner Steve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

He forgot that you sanitize silicone adult toys in the Dishwasher, and realized he put them in the oven. He rushed to get them out and... found a roast. :confusion:

[–] db2 5 points 5 days ago

"This is where I keep the most depraved pornography and now it's been sullied by food!"

[–] fox2263 4 points 5 days ago

2 men enter the realm of their women

[–] Atlusb 4 points 5 days ago

"My roast ham is ruined!" "What if you substitute fast food instead of the ham" "Delightfully devlish philmor“

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Two men discuss who will fuck the warm roasted turkey first. They lament not have going instead with duck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Expecting the fabrege egg to be hidden where he left it in the oven, hank looks upon the torso of one of his children instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That's a roast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Hank knew he could only hide his urges for so long... that roast was gonna get fucked.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 5 days ago

That's clearly a turkey.