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[–] zerosilversky 4 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like a Will Ferrell movie

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a story from when I was younger of a guy who killed 3 people with a katana at a drug deal gone bad at a local motel. The courts ruled it was self-defense.

The most cyberpunk "street samurai" shit I've ever heard. Just needs to have the dude deflecting bullets to seal the deal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

As a Seattle native, I now must inform you of the...

Seattle Street Samurai

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Thanks, I fucking love it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, it's even better. Dude is a ninja according to his wikipedia page

This led him to acquire the nickname "Tommy Karate" by friends and fellow mobsters, despite that he specialized in Togakure-ryū and not karate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

As someone who once upon a time managed a black belt in Shito Ryu Karate...

This is pretty interesting.

Of course, the claimed history of many older martial arts are quite hard to verify historically, but basically modern Karate derives from Okinawans creating and teaching themselves a martial style to resist occupation by the Japanese.

Okinawa was once an independent island with its own traditions and government, until it was basically colonized / vassalized by the Satsuma Domain, under the Tokugawa shogunate, in 1609.

It is thus fairly ironic that one of the most well-known 'Japanese' martial arts lineages actually has its origin in what was once an independent state and people resisting Japanese control.

But this Togakure Ryu... apparently goes much further back, at least to the Sengoku period, about 200 years before Tokugawa, and is basically a branch of ninjutsu, with much more emphasis on swords, escape and evasion, and basically being a scout/spy.

I can see how that would be pretty applicable to a street mobster haha.

Karate was more designed as a means of a farming village resisting raids from much better armed and armored bands of Samurai and their underlings, either without weapons, or using their farming implements as weapons such as sai, bo staffs and kana, as the Japanese had banned the Okinawans from owning katanas.

A ninjutsu style would be much more apt for a mobster looking to occasionally rough up (or murder) people and then flee, as well as keep tabs on his domain hahah.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 hours ago

We used to be a real country

With karate mobsters

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

the Chilluminati podcast episode on him talks about how he had a really squeaky voice. like, imagine if mickey mouse could karate chop you.

also, he is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Now I want to see him fight Mike Tyson