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Giuliani shows up to vote in Mercedes he was supposed to give to poll workers (www.theguardian.com)

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Cross-posted from "Giuliani shows up to vote in Mercedes he was supposed to give to poll workers" by @[email protected] in [email protected]

Summary

Rudy Giuliani appeared at a Florida polling station in a Mercedes convertible that a court ordered him to surrender as part of a $148 million defamation settlement with two Georgia poll workers, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whom he falsely accused of election fraud.

Giuliani has reportedly been evasive about the whereabouts of his assets, including items from his $5 million Manhattan apartment, New York Yankees memorabilia, and luxury watches, despite a court order to hand them over.

Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Poverty, prison, or pardon. Tune in Tuesday.

[–] kikutwo 6 points 2 weeks ago

You must mean a month from Tuesday.

[–] SarcasticMan 28 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh no no this is Steve's Mercedes he bought it from the same guy I got mine from."

[–] FlashMobOfOne 22 points 2 weeks ago

It's pretty clear what his endgame is.

Can't say I blame him. He knows he's getting his favors if Trump wins.

[–] Viking_Hippie 21 points 2 weeks ago

Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.

Yeah, how WOULD one deliver a car? It's not like you can just DRIVE it to wherever it needs to go or wherever it needs to be transported from!

Related question: I'm trying to walk and I just put my left foot forward. Do I do that again or do I alternate? Maybe hop on both just to be on the safe side?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

IMPOUND IT.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I need some help getting my ~~mother-in-law's~~ old lady's car out of this bad area."

Edit: I had to watch it again.

[–] proper 3 points 2 weeks ago

let’s go get sushi and not pay