SarcasticMan

The brown round-up is too long, let's just call it the Browndup.

Don't worry Mexico, Co-presidents Trump and Musk will send the Tier Oneest of Tier One operators to hulk smash those pesky Narcos for you and reunite Mexico with its ancestral homeland of Texas.

Edit: spell check changed Copresident to Columbian.

From Columbia, yes, the United States took the Central American portion of Columbia and made Panama. Then built the Canal and leased it from Panama for 100 years.

Edit: there is a lot more to it but that's the gist of it.

Sorry, you must have missed the meeting, we do not do repercussions for anyone worth more than $1 million and a light skin tone. As punishment, we will just give him a high-paying political pundit job on OAN. Thank you for your concerns and please get fucked. Sincerely, United States Judicial System.

Edit: I can't spell

I mean last I counted he had like 200000 alibis so...

Kids for Cash, ain't no one here giving cash to kids.

Edit: lol you sneaky edited it from Cash for Kids

Sorry best Biden can do is a bunch of millionaire fraudsters.

Oh hell, the people who would vote for that bag of dicks don't give a shit. I would even wager they would be more likely to vote for him because of all that sweet sweet teen tang he was setting up and knocking down. Don't you know? Grass on the field means play ball.

Report or no report, you haven't heard the last of Matt "imma blow coke up this 17-year-old girl's asshole" Gaetz.

I hate this timeline so much I need Google to invent multivers search engine so I can go to the one where we use tacos as currency and Modelo runs out of the faucet.

Marijuanas is a gateway drug. I smoked 3 marijuanas and 5 weeks later came out of my k hole and I was in the middle of multi-billion dollar business deal with Kim Jong Un. Never smoking marijuanas again.

Jesus Christ Joe, are you trying to take food from their children's mouths? How dare you sir, insider trading is the only real perk they get...well Healthcare and insider trading.

AOC must not have taken the envelope. That makes them nervous, just ask Serpico.