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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forgot pocket sand, a swiss army knife, and a 3ton floor jack.

[–] jewbacca117 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 12 points 2 months ago

Not entirely true, sometimes I go into a situation fully expecting to need a deep cycle marine battery.

[–] Fosheze 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is the exact feeling I always had with my big ass tool box on my tiny ass truck. "Hold on, y'all need a kitchen sink? I think I got one in here." I still remember how good it felt the exactly one time I had all of the tools required to do a parking lot clutch swap just on hand in that thing when a friend blew their clutch up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

So I worked security (night shift rent a cop, not like IT) for over a decade. On multiple occasions, I'd get snowed in, and unable to leave, or relief wouldn't show, and because of the way the law's written, I legally can't leave until relieved.

I got into the habit of keeping everything I need in my car. For literal years, I could have comfortably lived in my car for over a week on a moments notice. To include an inverter, hot plate, small tv, game system, literally all the trappings of an apartment. I still keep some food and a sleeping bag in my pick up at all times, because you never fucking know, man. You never know.

Eta: forgot the whole reason I was replying before submitting. Lol

On a few occasions, I have saved the freaking day for friends or coworkers. Hungry? I got the foods. Ripped your pants? Portable sewing machine. Bored and no cell signal? How about we play some video games or watch a DVD? It's an amazing feeling to be the dude who just has the shit you need

[–] tibi 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is your car a semi truck? How do you fit all that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

In my last car, most of it went in the trunk. I currently drive a pick-up because we have to have a way to haul my mom's power wheelchair, so it mostly goes behind the seats folded up. I don't have the TV or anything like that anymore. But some ramen noodles, an inverter, a kettle, a sleeping bag, pillow, change of clothes, extra shoes, light blanket/thick sheet, couple towels, first aid kit. Oh, and water

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only on Lemmy does someone on the internet have to specify working security as rents op and not IT lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I never had to specify before. Started doing that after mentioning it a few times and people thinking I meant cyber security lol

[–] Agent641 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I drive a van, and it's full of tools, food, and miscellanea. You want an ice cold lemonade? Here you go. Pruning saw? Better take these gloves too. Any gague of fishhook in particular? Protein bar? No worries. Deodorant? Keep it, I have others. Hammer drill? Why don't you just put your feet up in this camp chair, choose a book from the library, and let me do it for you. I'll just fetch my steel cap boots and work coat first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've had an axleshaft in the back that someone needed one day in the middle of nowhere. Took about 20 minutes to swap and I just took his old one in trade so I could put a new Ujoint in it and throw it back in my heep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"Dude, you're not going to believe this, but..."

[–] P00ptart 2 points 2 months ago

That's something your great grandchildren will talk about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My wife described cargo shorts as men's replacement for handbags. She's not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree. Cargo pants are out though.

If it’s hot enough I need shorts, I don’t need a jacket either, but I still need pockets!

If it’s cold enough to need pants, I’m at least bringing a jacket anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As a Midwesterner where pants and a tank top or shorts & a hoodie are both viable ways to dress for the weather:

Cargo all the things!

[–] P00ptart 3 points 2 months ago

STFU. It's a replacement for a tool belt! Just let me have this ok?

[–] BreadOven 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pocket tater tots are the best tater tots. Fite me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Treczoks 9 points 2 months ago

I call them "diabetes trousers". You have all the pockets you need to carry BG testers, insulin injectors, emergency glucose packs, etc.

[–] sarcasticsunrise 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I rock my skinny cargo pants to work on the regular. It's not so much about fashion as it is functionality, they still look cool tho

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

cargo pants

😄

but skinny

Millenials are truly lost

[–] sarcasticsunrise 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Late Gen X actually, just trying to Buscemi it up with my fellow blue collar Gen Z/Millennial coworkers

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Get Off the Nuclear Warhead!"

[–] sarcasticsunrise 2 points 2 months ago

Y'know, I've never actually seen "Armageddon". Gen X sacrilege, I know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Cargo shorts for life

[–] jaybone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any recommendation on good brands? I’m not a shorts guy but recently picked up a pair on Amazon. They seem like they are designed to look like cargo shorts, but super light weight, would rip easily and I wouldn’t want to put much in them.

[–] BeMoreCareful 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not a good shopper, but it's my conclusion that all clothes are like this now. If you get a year or two, you're doing good.

Even jeans and shoes.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

TBH I miss 80s shorts, which knew their role in the cosmic order and didn't try to be pants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yep, was recently looking some lighter pants and it felt like the two available choices were:

  • small pockets
  • all the pockets

Like, damn, how many items do you expect me to carry around everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

... or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen...

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 2 months ago

This guy cargoes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus 1 points 2 months ago

He pulls them out of his cargo shorts because he has so much space in pockets