this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
731 points (97.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

5913 readers
6519 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 38 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's the original image in not burnt out low res meme quality:

And the post with a comic somebody made of it

L0stvegas is a disabled artist who paints some really cool surreal art and often has their work reposted without credit, so check 'em out!

They also have a fascinating story of the local door to door meat salesman who regularly goes around their neighborhood.

[–] TexasDrunk 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Re: the meat van story

For years there was a guy who delivered mid grade meats from something that looked like an ice cream truck to our town when I was growing up in the 80s. I think it was Swanson's but I'm not positive about that because we were far too poor to buy delivery meat. It was a legitimate business, though. One day he stopped delivering. A few months later he was back to delivering except he was no longer in the ice cream looking truck and the meat was no longer in branded packages. He was driving an unbranded white delivery van and it obviously became his home business.

He would deliver for a few months, disappear, then start again. That lasted until the mid 00's when my parents moved to a different small shitty town nearby. He could still be doing it for all I know.

I think it's insane that there's more than one dude riding around delivering meat unaffiliated with any business.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a much less disturbing thing like that here- "the peach truck." Every summer it drives around town selling peaches out of the back for a decent price if you buy a bunch of them. People on Facebook report where it is all day when it's around.

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've got the tamale guy around where I live now. He's such a big deal that during hurricane Harvey my buddy found him at Buc-ees between here and Dallas, put up a public Facebook post about it, and ended up with his most liked and shared post ever. It was a blow to his self esteem because he couldn't get nearly so many likes about his band playing a benefit after Harvey.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago

We had a guy like that with a push cart when I lived in L.A.! Just pushed his cart down the road yelling, "tamales!" That was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly, if they hadn't posted some of the Yelp reviews, I would think this was some kind of weird fever dream of an urban legend.

The fact that they've also now seen a second group of people doing this in their neighborhood and that the first is apparently banned from operating in at least one state makes it all the crazier.

[–] paddirn 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is this a literature genre, like “routine cosmic horror”? Like it’s basically the real world with Lovecraftian horrors being real, but instead of driving humanity mad, it’s just one more annoyance on top of everything else going on.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I came into the comments with the term "casual cosmic horror" on my lips, and the same question. It's such an enjoyable juxtaposition of themes.

Here's another favourite:

a giant snake creature descending on a city at twilight, picture taken from inside a car

[–] makyo 13 points 1 month ago

Got sort of a Night Vale vibe to it I think. I'd love more of this kind of stuff!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"Sorry boss, 2 Shiggoths were ripping apart a grieving mother apart infinite times on the road. "

Boss: "Ymg' l' ah mgah'n'ghft yogor llll yar. Mg bthnkornah ch'nglui'ahog fahf yah'or'nanah"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

very non-specific answer but SCP is a fictional institution tasked with [REDACTED] circumstances like the OP.

https://lemmy.world/c/scp is the local thing, there's a wiki there and here if you want to dive into endless content, nobody owns it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I remember Canary Island Lanzarote - the Timanfaya National Park has this black lava scenery, that goes for MILES. Just random black rocks, fortunately there is a sea.

Once, we wanted to stargaze with SO, and I remembered that there is no possible better place to do that than a large plane without a single light source.

Unfortunatelly, it was cloudy that night, so we had to drive for half an hour back.

It was the most surreal part of the vacation. Dim lights from the car, scattered around vague black rock formations for miles on end. Everything was silent, I would not be suprised if we got teleported to another dimension. Just black rocks on each side, menacingly moving behind us, never ending, just silently cruising by us.

I read Lovecraft, but never really understood his early stories, like Dagon, until I drive thought there. My mind was running wild making up stories in that scenario.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God, this is brilliant. I wish I could upvote twice.

Although, the whole thing about not crediting the artist kinda sucks.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 month ago

It does, but it's also typical.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you hate it when that happens?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

[–] peopleproblems 6 points 1 month ago

Well, if I had to guess, that third one is safe for us to look at through a screenshot.

If we ever come across that specific captcha we need to [redacted]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh. It feels like something is groping around my skull.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoever you want me to be~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[–] Agent641 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put on the robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

someone hasn't played silent hill 2

[–] Agent641 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh I lived and breathed silent hill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

oh I only played 2 (and 2 remake)

[–] Agent641 8 points 1 month ago

I could actually go for some countless centuries locked in an alternate realm. I might finally get some sleep.

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So you're saying they're even worse than Cybertrucks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you like this kind of stuff, play Pacific Drive! Especially if you have a Dualsense controller—it works on PC!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What makes the dual sense special in Pacific Drive?

I got the game and played through steam deck with a pc render farm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The adaptive triggers and fantastic special haptics reeeaally rock in some games—Pacific Drive and Returnal are the two that I’ve played that had my experience enhanced the most by them. The triggers rumble and resist your press lightly. Driving, you feel the bumps of the road in different places of your controller, and the brake feels like a real car brake feels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think I need to hook my pc up to a monitor to experience that. But I will definitely try!

Thanks for the explanation.

[–] Psythik 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would but I am so sick and tired of the gather/craft/survive genre. This game feels like work, and I already have a job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t recommend you get this game then, it sounds like it’s not for you!

[–] Psythik 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But I like this kind of stuff... 😭

(edit: just not that kind of game!)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And now, the weather.

[–] frigidaphelion 2 points 1 month ago

which scp is this