this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] BatrickPateman 6 points 1 month ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] Rolando 14 points 1 month ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] GreenKnight23 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bamfic 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] IndiBrony 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] IndiBrony 5 points 1 month ago

Lives in a dream

[–] CrowAirbrush 3 points 1 month ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] Maalus 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] bamfic 3 points 1 month ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Lightor 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] iAvicenna 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] Maalus 38 points 1 month ago

There is italian music playing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] iAvicenna 6 points 1 month ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] GreenKnight23 5 points 1 month ago

"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"

[–] Rolando 14 points 1 month ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] Rolando 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago