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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[โ€“] GreenKnight23 5 points 1 month ago

"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"