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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

is it not supposed to be??

[–] saltesc 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Without looking into the actual stats, it's so incredibly common it's normal. There are pedantic pros and cons to both; it's trivial. But more people have a second toe shorter than the first.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feet causing you problems?
Pedantics.

[–] inbeesee 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It just makes a lot of shoes and socks uncomfortable and it’s bad for your back

[–] Soup 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From what I’ve been seeing I think a lot of shoes are just uncomfortable as-is. My longer big toe gets pushed around by the side of a slimmer shoe and shoes in generally aren’t quite wide enough around the toes for most people’s feet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shoes are fucking horrible. There is no reason we should be shaping our feet to match our shoes. It's like a way less extreme version of Chinese foot binding, but it's so common it's insane. Bunions and foot pain aren't normal, they're normalized. Wide toe boxes! We need wide toe boxes!

Thank you for attending my Toe Talk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have duck feet, and always assumed 'wide' shoes were just how a well fitting shoe was supposed to feel.

Then I bought a cheap pair of barefoot style shoes, which often have ridiculously large toeboxes that some people avoid just due to how they look.

It was nirvana; finally, a shoe that truly fit! I can never go back now.

Also @[email protected], you might wanna try some if you haven't!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I started with these. Unfortunately only available on amazon, but they were an affordable way to try them, and they've been surprisingly durable!

Once I confirmed that I loved the barefoot style, I eventually invested in some vivobarefoot boots as well, and those have been fantastic. (If you go that route someday, look for them on eBay and wait for a deal).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, cool! I thought you meant those toe shoes at first. What makes them "barefoot" shoes? Is it just the wide toe box?

For me, I actually go up a full shoe size when I stand vs when sitting. I got my feet sized all through childhood and my 20s and always had horrible pain in shoes, and ended up learning this when I went to a podiatrist. My feet squish out like playdoh when I stand up. Lol. I've been treating my podiatrist shoes with kid gloves for years now because I lost the food insurance lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Toe shoes would qualify as barefoot too, but I they're just a more extreme version I think.

Barefoot shoes usually have 3 traits:

  • Zero Drop - The shoe is the same height from the back to the front, so your heel isn't higher up than your toes
  • Flexable, thin soles with no arch support - Allows you to feel the ground and build up strength in your feet and arches
  • Wide toe box, to allow for your feet to retain their natural shape for comfort and stability.

This video does a good job of explaining why those other two traits are desirable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok, this is an exaggerated (and badly drawn) drawing, but do people wear shoes like in option 2? Or do I just have comfortable shoes??

Low quality diagram with a drawing of 1. foot in shoe, there is space in front of the toes; 2. foot in shoe, the toes are comically squished.

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[–] Wrench 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, it's bad for your back? Why?

My lower back problems started pretty young. Never would have thought my stupid long long toes would be related.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It effects your posture, gait, and weight distribution which all effect the pressure and strain on your spine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lawdoggo 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Culture section of that article is a wild ride. Like phrenology for feet.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny 3 points 2 months ago

Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs

[–] proudblond 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you

[–] proudblond 3 points 2 months ago

The toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!

[–] T156 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No?

At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.

Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ngl, had me in the first half

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm one of those. It sucks. I keep breaking them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've only ever broken one bone... And it was the tip of my second toe on my right foot.

[–] DokPsy 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

[–] DokPsy 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Really? My mortons toe is a good amount longer than my big toe, but neither foots has ever been hurt. Also, my toes are very controllable and I can pick up all sorts of stuff. They're sweet.

[–] Wrench 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never broken a toe, but both my long 2nd toes are curled. I have size 13s as an adult, and I remember outgrowing shoes frequently but still wearing them past when I should have because I hated shoe shopping. I think I basically bound m y feet out of laziness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I used to think the same thing about my toes, even down thinking I did it myself ...

Then I had kids who have my weird curled toes too, and I know damned well Ive never let them wear shoes that are too small. Theyre just built that way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My own personal no-evidence theory is that if the person has particularly long fingers, their second toe will be longer than their first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I comply with this theory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er

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[–] Jarix 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friend just had part of his toe amputated.

Like an hour ago maybe not even....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you tell by looking at his face?

[–] Jarix 3 points 2 months ago

Not why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.

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[–] Futurama 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.

[–] MinorLaceration 7 points 2 months ago

We're gonna need you to pick a side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RangerJosie 3 points 2 months ago

No, but I will now....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

New form of racism unlocked

[–] NerdyPopRocks 2 points 2 months ago

I was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!

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