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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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You're a long-toed freak aren't you...? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

[–] DokPsy 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I simply choose not to stub my toes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

That's like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it's your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they're the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.

If your toes have special needs, there's always steel tipped shoes. 👷👍