this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need something that's going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I'm in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn't have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro is that a toilet cos I'm hungry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ceci n'est pas une toilette

I generated it with flux, so it's more a concept of a toilet

[–] Korne127 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this bathroom has high water pressure I'll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'll put you down as a vote for Despacito, then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody's eating it- it just gets between the teeth sometimes

[–] Burninator05 2 points 1 month ago

TIL: I'm nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

[–] Thebular 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I cannot answer that question without crying

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] felixwhynot 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I want to eat it so badly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Seek therapy 😂