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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like "JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants" or "Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally".

[–] Lost_My_Mind 17 points 1 month ago

"Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Trump answers question clearly and honestly".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was 'Hangry'"

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 1 points 4 weeks ago

I too remember the present moment.

[–] tomkatt 73 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.

[–] beebarfbadger 13 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn't bat an eye.

[–] shalafi 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Me too. I only realized it was onion the second time I scrolled through.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 6 points 1 month ago

I briefly believed it before realizing I should check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Given what has actually come out of this man's mouth, it was definitely plausible.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.

[–] EleventhHour 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me: God dammit. I must be slipping. I used to be able yo laugh at an obviously fake onion headline.

Comment section: I FELL FOR THE ONION HEADLINE!!!

Me: Oh good. It's not just me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Reality is the issue, not you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I had to triple check the source before I was convinced it wasn’t real.

Maybe it is real. Anything’s possible these days.

[–] Sterile_Technique 21 points 1 month ago

Lol came in to admit defeat, and saw a ton of comments doing the same.

Not 100% sure The Onion didn't accidentally post something that actually happened again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Adding my +1 for I ate the onion

[–] InverseParallax 15 points 1 month ago

First time I had to check because I was sure it WASN'T the onion.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This headline is completely believable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Why does this sound real

[–] mlg 11 points 1 month ago

Onion is trying to make a comeback but honestly, their content has been a bit meh because it's almost too on the nose and close to reality.

Old onion was great because the satire cascaded into something completely out of this world humor.

Like if they ran their closeted republican report today (https://youtu.be/simV1ZXFsxI) it just wouldn't be as funny because the problem has only gotten worse in the wrong direction. There is just no next level up that they can go and still keep it satire.

[–] ceenote 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of ~~insecure~~ very handsome and smart men, such as myself."

-JD Vance, probably

[–] credo 4 points 1 month ago

They are going to get in trouble. Satire has to be obvious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bruh I thought it was real.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 month ago

renfield says what?

[–] EleventhHour -1 points 1 month ago

“Vaginas scare me!”