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Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like "JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants" or "Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally".
"Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat."
"Trump answers question clearly and honestly".
"Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was 'Hangry'"