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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.

[–] EleventhHour 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.